Willie's Got A Big Deck Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

What time is it? 6:30 in the morning my gosh 

Willie, Willie, what are you doing over there? 

Building the Taj Mahal? It's Sunday morning, it's 6:30 

Can't that wait till Monday? 

What are you putting up over there a log cabin? God I wish he'd move 

Yeah, I bought a little house in a west side neighborhood 

The girls came over to party and life was good 

Till Willie moved in next door and he's made my life a wreck 

Now the girls are always over at Willie's 'cause Willie's got a big deck 

With a hot tub on it and the girls really want it 

There's a band playin' and lots of thong bikinis 

There's a barbecue grill in the corner and they're eatin' weenies 

Check out the blonde on the hot tub ladder 

I guess it just goes to show size does matter 

Willie's got a big deck 

I decided to get some redecoratin' done 

I got some plants, made sure they were well hung 

I thought a long hot tannin' bed might do the trick 

But all I got was this tan and Willie's got a big deck 

With hot babes on it and they know how to flaunt it 

In those itsy bittsy teeny weeny yellow dental floss bikinis 

They're drinkin' frou frou drinks with umbrellas and they're burnin' tikis 

Check out the twins on that hot tub ladder 

I guess it just goes to show size does matter 

'Cause Willie's got a big deck 

Well, if you can't beat 'em might as well join 'em 

And that's exactly what I did 

Now me and Big Willie are the best of friends 

And some day I'm gonna be like him 

'Cause Willie's got a big deck 

With my tannin' bed on it and the girls really want it 

The hot tub's bubblin' over with thong bikinis 

They're funnelin' beer and sippin' martinis 

There's a naked redhead everybody's staring at her 

Willie showed us all size does matter 

'Cause Willie's got a big deck 

Hey you know mine might not be as big as Willie's but it's, all I got 

You know I was thinkin' about addin' on what do they call it? 

Like an add-a-deck-tomy? Whew that's a lot of wood right there 

Big deck