Wife Naggin' Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

She bosses me around dang near all of the time 

She may be my wife but I won't kiss her big behind 

No matter how much she whines 

Now I've been working hard for way too long 

If you think I'm walking the dog taking out the trash 

Trimming out the hedges or cleaning out the garage, you're wrong 

It's your time to mow the lawn 

Praise the Lord I'm going fishin' 

It's the only cure for my mental condition 

One of these days I'm gonna send her a packin' 

I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin' 

Feels like forever since I've seen any action 

I bet Delilah [Incomprehensible] to Samson 

Not the night I'm crampin' 

That's right I said crampin' 

I'm gonna die for sure from malnutrition 

'Cause she won't step one foot in our kitchen 

Ain't no wonder I fell off the wagon 

I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin' 

I forgot our anniversary and I'm really sorry 

You're sure it's today I thought it was tomorry 

Oh she is gonna kill me 

Oh honey please don't kill me 

Divorce court let's make a reservation 

Maybe then I'll get some rest and relaxation 

For now the neighbor's couch is where I'l be crashin' 

I'll stay away from my wife's naggin' 

I may be overweight 

But at least my breasts ain't a saggin' 

I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin'