Where's Your Mommy? Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Go to sleep little baby 

Before the boogie man gets you 

And when you awake we'll pat a little cake 

And ride the pretty little pony 

Shh, uhu, it's okay, ah, you so cute 

You little wookie, wookie, wookie, wookie 

Was it my singin'? You look just like your daddy 

Who's your daddy? No, I'm just kiddin' 

I love you so very much, you want 

Uh, come here to me, ooh 

Sho, I think it's time for you to change your little bitty diaper 

That little boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie, boogie 

I love you so much but I wish you just quit crying 

Well I'm sittin' here rockin' our cute little baby 

Tell me why won't you just stop cryin'? 

My little souvenir from Dollywood last Valentine's 

Yeah, I burped you twice sounded good 

Did everything a father should 

Read Barney and nursery rhymes 

I guess your mama needs 

A girl's night out every once in a while 

I put on a brand new diaper, baby 

Huh, huh, don't you wet it 

Everything was going just fine 

Till's you threw up on me when I fed ya 

Where's your mommy? I'm going crazy 

Call up a buddy, I need a friend 

'Cause I'm a new dad who don't know what to do 

When a tummy starts to rumblin' 

Your diaper's droopin', you won't stop poopin' 

Now I 'bout stood all I can stand 

Where's your mommy, little baby? 

You got a dummy for a dad 

Shh, come on what is wrong with you? 

Your tummy, tummy, tummy, hurt you 

Little pookie, pookie, pookie, pookie 

Quit cryin' please 

Well, you're still up past your bedtime, baby 

Huh, huh, ain't ya? Now I 'bout had it 

I never knew what your momma went through 

But I do now and I know uh, I'm no good at it 

Where's your mommy? I'm going crazy 

How'd you get muddy? Where have you been? 

It's that dang doggie door that you keep crawlin' through 

I'll have to nail that thing shut again 

You sure are screamin', you must be teethin' 

I want your bottle, I burned my hand 

Where's your mommy, little baby? 

You got a dummy for a dad 

Here comes your mommy, little baby 

And your daddy sure is glad