What The Xxxx Did You Say Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Parody of "Whatever You Say by Martina McBride (Ed Hill/Tony Martin) Careers-BMG Music Publishing Inc./Music Hill Music/Hamstein Cumberland/Baby Mae Music (ASCAP) 

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music Inc. (SESAC) 

You see I'm always talkin 

When I should be drivin 

But everybody does it these days 

You say I'm gettin cancer 

Everytime I answer 

Yeah...whatever you say 

Wish I could change my service 

Should have never signed up 

Heck it never works anyway... 

The signal's always breakin 

I can't hear nothin 

Hey what did you say? 

I know that you can't hear me 

There ain't no use in listenin' 

I can't tell what you're sayin 

All I hear is hissin 

Yeah the more that I roam 

The more I gotta pay 

I'm on my cell phone... 

What the *$@# did you say? 

I ought to get a beeper 

It be a whole lot cheaper 

Just throw this cell phone in the lake. 

I'd really love to call you 

But even when I get through 

It's always what did you say? 

Can anybody hear me? 

Or am I just wastin minutes? 

I'm in 1500 

750 was my limit 

Hey I gotta go 

I can't hear you anyway 

I'm on my cell phone... 

What the *$@# did you say? 

Oh the more that I roam 

The more I gotta pay 

I'm on my cell phone... 

What the *$@# did you say?