We Own The World Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Parody of We Are the World by USA For Africa (M. Jackson/L. Ritchie) Brockman Music (ASCAP) Warner Timberlake Music Corp. (BMI) 

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), Bruce Burch, & Daniel Sarenana, BLT Publishing (BMI) Bruce Burch Music (SESAC) Daniel Sarenana Publishing Designee 

*=CTJ as Michael Jackson 

+="Lisa Marie" 

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**="Michael" spoken 

++="Lisa Marie" talking 

~=Final announcer 

*There comes a time when inquiring minds must know 

Just why we have come together as one 

There are rumors flying 

Even LaToya's psychic line 

Could not predict that you would marry me 

**Take it Lisa Marie 

+You couldn't go on pretending day by day 

That you were really the King 

You're more feminine than me 

From plastic surgery 

And Liz was old and overweight so you chose me 

We own the world we got gazillions 

*You wear the pants I'll wear the glove and LOVE the children 

+I'll teach you scientology 

Move to Memphis Tennessee 

*I swear we're gonna have more clout than Bill and Hillary 

*Oh Priscilla was mad 

She said your dad 

Was weird enough 

+But even Elvis didn't try to buy the elephant man 

*He gave away big Cadillacks 

Ate cheeseburgers by the stacks 

+And left me a bloody fortune no you get half 

We own the world that's why we're grinning 

And if you hear a whirling sound it's Elvis spinning 

+Ah he's turning over in his grave 

His face has turned blue suede 

*And if he ain't really dead this'll kill him now 

+We haven't kissed so far we've just held hands 

The only ride you've given me was at Disneyland 

*Waa waa wellllllllll there's people suing 

Oh they're trying to make me pay 

I've had to hire more lawyers than OJ 

We own the world 

Neverland and Graceland 

Bubbles the Chimp can have the jungle room to play in 

+I'll learn to do the moonwalk too 

*And if my nose should come unglues 

Or my hair should catch on fire you'll come to my rescue 

We own the world 

+He loves me tender 

Even though I'm still not sure about his gender 

*I guess that I'm a cross between Janet and Jermaine 

+And I'm a hunka hunka burnin' love straight from the King 

ooo 

**Lisa Marie when do you think we can uh constipate our marriage 

++Well as soon as ya stop grabbing yourself honey 

**Ha ha ha oh Lisa Marie you're such a Thriller 

++Aw thank you 

Thank you very much 

~Ladies and gentlemen Lisa Marie and Michael have just BOUGHT the building