The Change Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Parody of For A Change by Neal McCoy (S. Seskin/S. Sherrill). Love This Town Music (ASCAP)/All Over Town Music/Tree Publishing Co.,Inc./New Wolf Music (BMI) 

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music(BMI) Chris Clark Publishing Designee. 

It Seems like all my life 

I've wanted to be a wife 

So I went under the knife 

And it really changed my life 

Ever since that Oprah show 

I've been wantin' me a change 

Panty hose a time or two 

...What? 

Garter belts and high heel shoes 

...No you di'int 

Wore a big beehive hairdo 

...Stop! 

So they kicked me out of school 

...Don't go there! 

Everybody knew I was acting pretty strange 

Since the change 

They hardly recognize me 

Even got a brand new name 

I swear! I feel a little lighter 

Since I went from Jim to Jane 

It takes a while to get used to this 

'Cause right now I'm still in pain 

I was an unhappy man 

Before the change 

Rock my world little country boy, those Wrangler butts drive me nuts, uh! 

Girlfriend I must confess 

...Go ahead 

Last night I was in a mess 

...What happened? 

My date, he was impressed 

...Huh-uh 

Untill I got undressed 

...Huuuuh 

When he saw my hairy chest 

...Uh-hoo-hoo-hoo 

He said, "You better explain." 

...Don't you hate it when that happens? 

Oh what's a girl to do? 

...Tell me 

Hit him with my high heel shoes 

...No way 

Once he came to, he knew 

This woman's one bad dude 

...You are? 

But I'm just the thing for you 

...That's right 

If you're looking for a change 

...He-he Stop! 

Since the change 

They hardly recognize me 

Girl, I even got a brand new name 

I swear! I feel a little lighter 

Since I went from Jim to Jane 

It takes a while to get used to this 

'Cause right now I'm still in pain 

I was an unhappy man 

Talkin' 'bout an unhappy man 

Now I'm a happy wo-man 

Since the change 

No you di'int. Stop it! What? Y-You go girl! Can't touch this!