Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Well I went down to a Music City function 

Where I just heard a song that I had to howl out 

My lawyers told my to proceed with caution 

Or I'd make a whole lot of songwriters mad 

Uh-huh 

And I said 

Hey John Michael Montgomery won't mind 

If I take a song and make it mine all mine 

Like I did so many times with old Tim McGraw's 

Yeah I never heard anything sound so fine 

Mind if I borrow one or two of your lines 

Well I stole it once stole it twice 

I STOLE it from a writer on Music Row 

Well he just moved to town and he didn't know 

About ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI 

So he might as well kiss his song goodbye 

I had my number two pencil going about a mile a minute 

Till I had his ideas all written down 

And I knew I really went and did it 

When the police came and hauled my butt downtown 

And I said 

Hey John Michael Montgomery won't mind 

If I steal a song and make it mine all mine 

Like I did so many times with Tim McGraw's 

Yeah I never heard anything sound so fine 

Mind if I borrow one or two of your lines 

Well I stole it once stole it twice 

I STOLE that song and I must confess 

When I went to court I plead no contest 

Got a big fat lip and two black eyes 

Never should have messed with his copyright 

Yeah 

I told the judge I had writers block but he hauled my butt away 

And now it hurts too much to laugh about the song I stole that day 

When I said 

Hey John Michael Montgomery won't mind 

If I steal a song and make it mine all mine 

Like I did so many times with Tim McGraw 

Yeah I never heard anything sound so fine 

Mind if I borrow one or two of your lines 

So I stole it once stole it twice 

I STOLE it from a writer on Music Row 

Well he just moved to town and he didn't know 

About ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI 

So he might as well kiss his song goodbye 

(GASP) 

EYE 

STOLE 

WHEE!!!!