Stinkin' Problem Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Parody Of Stinkin' Problem by David Ball (Ball/Shamblin/Ziff). Almo Music Corp./Hayes Street Music/EMI-April Music (ASCAP). Low Country Music/New Court Music (BMI). 

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), BLT Publishing (BMI) 

Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem 

Pheeeew 

Ban Roll On just won't do 

I soaked in Clorox bleach 

Lysol and Pine Sol too 

Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem 

I filled the tub right to the top 

I'll start with my Brillo pad 

But I don't know when to stop 

I wake up and right away 

A foul odor hits my nose 

What's my sweat glands start to pour 

I'll stink from my head down to my toes 

Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem 

Aqua Velva can't cut through 

Calgon won't take me away 

Mr Bubbles just says "pew" 

Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem 

Put Dr Scholl's in my flip flops 

Then I'll scrub my private parts 

But I don't know when to stop 

I've been called some filthy names 

Why you no good little... 

And a lot of dirty words 

Son of a... 

I'm in a funk but just the same 

I refuse to be deterred 

Deterred??? 

Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem 

Even lye soap won't remove 

Ivory Liquid and Irish Spring 

I even tried my dog's shampoo 

(woof) 

Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem 

Smell like a hog knee deep in slop 

I wore out my loofah pad 

Maybe I should try a mop 

David Ball might have had him a hit 

But Cledus T.'s done stunk it up