Stephon The Alternative Lifestyle Reindeer Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Rumors emanating from the North to all the Poles 

Outsiders speculating 

Who's designing Santa's clothes 

He's the newest face in Christmas 

And soon the world will know 

That Rudolph's nose 

Is not the only reindeer appendage that glows 

Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer 

Heaven help Santa 

Should he call him queer? 

He's standing tall 

Against the wall 

Of prejudice and fear 

He's Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer 

Well, he came out of the forest 

And that's why he's on the news 

And ever since that legislation's changed 

Now they can't make poor Stephon 

Join in all those stupid stupid reindeer games 

Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer 

Heaven help Santa 

Should he call him queer? 

Prancer up in front of him 

He's got Blitzen to the rear 

He's Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer 

He's embarrassed by his antlers 

He retains progesterone 

And in his mind he looks like Doris Day 

And if the health plan springs for surgery 

Some day, you know, he really may 

Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer 

Heaven help Santa 

Should he call him queer? 

He's standing tall 

Against the wall 

Of prejudice and fear 

He's Stephon, the alternative lifestyle reindeer 

Affirmative reaction 

The world is on its ear 

Hey that speech that Jesse Jackson made 

Brought Rush Limbaugh to tears 

And he'll go down in history 

For months or even years 

He's Stephon 

(Stephon) 

The alternative lifestyle reindeer