Shania I'm Broke Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Let's get jiggy with it 

My front won't crank, I owe the bank 

I'm gonna pay 'em back but right now I can't 

My record went gold half a million sold 

My wallet was fat but I spent all that, all that 

Just when I bought things I couldn't afford 

Now Uncle Sam's knocking on my door 

All that stress I'm so depressed 

Do not mess with the IRS 

Loan shark says its time to pay 

Says I got till the end of the day 

Nothing left to do but pray 

Pray He'll give me one more day 

Shania I'm broke I need help right away 

I blew what little bit of money I made 

You and me where on C.M.T. 

So why can't I seem to make ends meet 

Radio Shack keeps a billing me 

They say their gonna repo my color TV 

Pick up the phone throw the man a loan 

Say you'll pay Shania I'm Broke 

I'm poor as hell can't you tell 

That's why I've got my house for sale 

I try in vain but it's not the same 

I just can't emulate Mutt Lange 

Have you got a place that I can stay 

Maybe just for a couple days 

Check with Mutt see if it's okay 

Say the word I'm on my way 

Shania I'm broke and I need a pay day 

If you got an extra million send a little my way 

If Shania was mine didn't make me a dime 

So I had to steal your song just one more time 

Look-y who's back it's Cledus T. 

I know you thought you'd heard the last of me 

This ain't no joke you're my only hope 

Pay today Shania I'm broke 

Aww write a check will you 

Hey Shaina I tell you what I'll do 

If you let me borrow 135 dollars 

To pay my stretch Yugo payment 

I'll give you four free hair cuts and a bang trim 

And even sing backgrounds on your next record 

Shania I'm broke I'm ashamed to say 

That Super Bowl bet didn't go my way 

Won't you please buy my new CD 

Or I'll be filing bankruptcy 

All my creditors are suing me 

I owe back taxes from 93 

I know your home so pick up the phone 

Pay me today Shania I'm broke 

I'm broke 

Man I'm broke