Refried Beans Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Last Friday evenin' 

I went to dry heavin' 

Bent over double in pain 

From out of my mouth 

And right on a new Lexus 

One hell of a load I sure swang 

On my knees, I was throwin' 

The owner was goin' 

Inside to pay for his gasoline 

I'm in a mess at the Texaco 

Barfin' up refried beans 

I'm down at the Texaco 

Sick as a dog 

My stomach's churnin' 

My tail end is raw 

I swear it's the last time 

I'll eat another taco supreme 

I'm in a mess at the Texaco 

Barfin' up refried beans 

No this picture ain't purdy, I ate number 30 

And drank too much Mexican beer 

Four shots of tequila, don't mix with fajitas 

I'm prayin' a bathroom is near 

I OD'd on tamales and green guacamole 

Lord, I hope that the toilet is clean 

I'm in a mess at the Texaco 

Barfin' up refried beans 

I'm down at the Texaco, smell like a hog 

Knee deep in poo poo, the commode was clogged 

Who used it the last time, ooh boy did it stink 

Shoo at the Texaco because of those refried beans 

I'm down at the Texaco, where's Tim McGraw? 

While I'm sittin' here peelin' the paint off the walls 

He's probably sippin' fine wine and dining on fancy cuisine 

While I'm here at the Texaco from eatin' them refried beans 

A mess at the Texaco from eatin' them refried beans 

I said I'd be out in a minute 

There