Paycheck Woman Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Well the last thing I need, is a lazy housewife 

If your gonna lay around and sleep all day 

You better work third shift a night 

In a carpet mill or a truck stop, even if it's for minimum wage 

Oh you can get yourself some pasties 

And get up there on that stage 

Now the baptist look down on you 

But don't listen to their lip 

'Cause you can dance butt naked on a big brass poll 

As long as you're making tips 

'Cause I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broad 

All the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y'all get a job 

You better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home 

You can't sit and watch soap operas while I work hard all day long 

So here's to all my brothers out there pulling down O.T. 

Let me get a big hell yeah, from the working men like me 

Hell yeah, hell yeah 

Employee discounts, well their real nice 

I hear the head cashier at Wal-Mart can get fishing lures half price 

Ain't that sexy, really sexy when a woman saves money 

But what really turns me on is a two income family 

So even if it's part time 

Bagging groceries at the store 

You better get out there and punch that clock 

'Cause I'm sick of being poor 

I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broad 

All the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y'all get a job 

You better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home 

You can't lay there eating Bon Bons while I work hard all week long 

So here's to all the woman who think money grows on trees 

Ah let me get a big hell no, from the working mens like me 

Hell no, hell no 

I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broad 

All the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y'all get a job 

You better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home 

You can't sit and watch soap operas while I work hard all day long 

So here's to all my brothers out there putting in forty 

Ah let me get a big hell yeah, from the working men like me 

Hell yeah, hell yeah 

Hell yeah, hell yeah 

Hell yeah