More Beaver Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

I've been known to lay here 

And watch TV all night 

Flippin' through the channels 

But can't find the thing I like 

What happened to my favorite shows 

Where they went I'd like to know 

But right now what I need most in my life's 

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Wally, Ward and June them there Cleavers 

Nothin' else'll do, Seinfeld's awful funny 

Home Improvement's kind of cool 

But what I'd really like to see on my TV's 

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Now 'Nick At Nite' done brought them 

Good ol' shows back from the past 

'My Three Sons' and 'Happy Days' are here again at last 

Them Technicolor, black and whites 

'I Dream Of Genie' day and night 

The only thing that I like more than 'M A S H' is 

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See him and Wally fight 

"Why hello, Mrs. Cleaver?" 

Eddie Haskell's so polite 

I've seen every episode 

A hundred times or more I know 

But one thing you can't get too much of in life's 

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That never hurt no one 

I've been watchin' 

Ever since that I was young 

Now each night when I go to bed 

I turn the TV on instead 

My wife will tell you just how much I love 

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Ladies and gentlemen, Brad Paisley on lead guitar 

Stroke it 

Bet you can't play the piano 

That's why he's nominated for entertainer of the year 

Talent 

I bet you 5 dollars, you can't play a fiddle 

Uh, would you take $3.50, uh, sorry 

Give me that guitar, I'll show you how to play it 

Yeah 

Thanks for showing me that lick there, Fred 

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Y'all thought that I was done 

Gonna keep on singin' 

I'm havin' too much fun 

This here is just a silly song 

And I hope that y'all don't take it wrong 

Do you think I'm ever gonna get me some? 

Me neither