Man Of Constant Borrow Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Parody of "Man Of Constant Sorrow" (Traditional) 

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC) 

Uh yessir do you have Man of Constant Borrow by Cledus T. Judd 

No sir somebody's already borrowed it 

Constantly borrows everything 

I'm the man of constant borrow 

There's nothing I can call my own 

Some may try to say it's all stolen 

I prefer permanently loaned 

He's the biggest mooch we ever known 

SOLO 

My grass mowin 

Bot I've got no mower 

My neighbor won't let me use his 

I can't really say is though I blame him 

Kept it three years last time I did 

He thought for sure that it was his 

I need a ride down to the pawn shop 

Lend me the keys to your Corvette 

What do you mean you don't trust me 

I never not brought it back yet 

I don't think I could take that bet 

You know dang well (he's gone away) 

Well you may have heard of me 

Cledus T J-U-double-D 

Better known as the reining King of country parody 

Coming with a new style 

High profile 

When I'm on the mike well you know I'll get hog wild 

Comedian 

Extrodinaire 

A fat Eminem with the bleach blonde hair 

I know that you think 

I've got your chainsaw 

You can't find it anywhere 

I can't cut no wood 

Since way fore winter 

I gave it back to you last fair 

Check his garage it's probably there 

I sure could use a hundred dollars 

I'll gladly pay you back Tuesday 

I know that's what I said the last time 

You can't believe a word I say 

He has no plans to (really???) pay