If George Strait Starts Dancin' Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Bill Whyte/Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark. Steve Ivey Music (ASCAP)/Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC) 

Every time a country awards show comes on my TV 

I'm forced to put up with some choreography 

I really like She*Daisy and Sara Evans is mighty fine 

But I prefer my country music without all that bump and grind 

So Shania put some clothes on 

Stop prancin' all around 

And Mark Miller I get dizzy watching you spin with Sawyer Brown 

Even Jo Dee Messina's shaking her hips and all of her red 

But if George Strait starts dancing somebody shoot me in the head 

Well you never saw Hank Jr. do the electric bugaloo 

And I can't see Merle Haggard moonwalking in his boots 

Now Faith Hill is a diva and she can shake her bootyful thing 

But I prefer my country singers to just hold real still and sing 

So Kenny Chesney keep your hat on 

Quit trying to get down 

You don't see Brad Paisley sugar footin like James Brown 

(Hey...I want to get in too) 

Even the Dixie Chicks got their groove on and Earl's dead 

But if George Strait starts dancing somebody shoot me in the head 

Last night I had a bad dream that country was going pop 

I seen Alan Jackson break dancing while McGraw did the robot 

So Trace Adkins put one glove on if you're gonna dance like that 

You move like Michael Jackson but you wear a cowboy hat 

(Hee Hee) 

Now I don't much agree with what Lee Ann Womack said 

So if George Strait Starts dancin somebody shoot me in the head 

If George Strait Starts dancin somebody shoot me in the head