I Love Nascar Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

We got owners, favorite drivers 

Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner 

And we got rookies, advertisers 

Like, let's say, "Havoline, Target, Sharpie, Caterpillar 

Nextel, Mountain Dew, Dupont, Lowe's, Home Depot 

Kodak, M and M's, UPS, Tide, Alltel, Gillette 

Kelloggs, Viagra, Dewalt, and Budweiser" 

But the trophy girls still have my favorite parts 

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love Nascar 

We got cautions, we got pitstops 

You can't hear a dang thing once the flag drops 

And poor Kyle Petty, an' Swervin' Marlin 

Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin 

'Cause that Viagra car is always driven hard 

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love Nascar 

I love Nascar, it's my kind of race 

Just watchin' Jeff Gordon plow up a wall 

Puts a smile on Dale Jr.'s face 

No caviar, it's beer and Mopar 

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love Nascar 

I like short tracks, you'll see more wrecks 

And about a million screamin' rednecks 

And ol' Jeff Burton, ha, an' poor Mike Skinner 

Well, they've done forgot what it's like to be a winner 

And Ken Schrader still ain't sure who his sponsors are 

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love Nascar 

{Hey, that was a close one up there fellas 

I about got into one there 

I might pull over right up here next pitstop 

I want you to get two right front tires 

I need a wedge on the left side 

Get this windsheild cleaned, get on the gas. 

And if you don't care, hand me a pair of underwear 

I have messed all in my drawers very well} 

I like football 

(I like football) 

I like my wrestlin' 

I like a good game of air hockey 

I like some ping-pong now an' then 

How about you, Toby? 

I love Nascar, it's my kind of race 

Just to see Big E back on the track 

Would put a smile on every face 

No one drove a car, quite like Earnhardt 

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love Nascar 

Vroom, vroom, vroom 

Gentlemen, start your engines 

I love Nascar