How Do You Milk A Cow Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Yeah, I was always the lazy one, a Southern Californian 

But I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line 

So this summer just for fun, hopped in my DeLorean 

And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time 

I thought that I would be huntin' and fishin' 

I misunderstood him somehow 

So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention 

I didn't mind feedin the sows 

But how do you milk a cow? 

How do you milk a cow? 

I wasn't in FFA 

This cow must think I'm crazy 

Up under it this way 

I'm sittin' here a pullin' 

But there ain't nothin' comin' out 

Oh, E I E I O, how do you milk a cow? 

Yeah, I love it here in Tennessee but these farmers all make fun of me 

Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car 

So I got myself a 4 wheel drive, learned to spotlight deer at night 

And I've got shearin' sheep right down to an art 

One thing's for sure, I hate shovelin' manure 

It gets all over my overalls 

Them horses need shoein', I hear Bessie mooin' 

So I thought maybe I'd ask you all 

How do you milk a cow? 

How do you milk a cow? 

I think it's safe to say 

A man could get arrested for this in L.A. 

This Heifer must be empty 

'Cause she ain't puttin' out 

Oh, E I E I O 

Tell me, how do you milk a cow 

{This song is absolutely an udder disaster 

I hope I don't get mad cow diease} 

How do you milk a cow? 

I no longer care 

I'm gettin sick 

And tired of smellin' dairy air 

I'm headin' back to Cali 

And I'm turnin' in my plow 

Oh, E I E I O, how do you milk a cow?