Goron Is Gay Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Now he's a wonder boy toy 

Had a major win spurt 

Likes the hershey highway 

And readin' Martha Stewart 

He's winin' lots of races baby 

and the coveted Winston Cup 

Rearin' Earnhardt was no mistake 

Just gettin' _____ for the ____ 

His boys are the rainbows 

Quickest pit in Nascar 

Wipin' ass on Martin 

He's spreadin' cheeks at gay bars 

Fans won't be tickled 

When they find out he makes dicks trickle 

Watch him race away 

Hot damn, the boy is gay! 

Gordon is gay 

--Whooo! That hurts!-- 

Gordon is gay 

--Whew! Yeah!-- 

Speedin on the race track 

Laps he can manuver 

Has the biggest fan club 

And he sucks just like a Hoover 

--Slurp!-- 

Bend over for guys now baby 

It's men that he likes to hump! 

His racing outfit always matches! 

Hey look at him, he's wearing red pumps 

Fans won't be tickled 

When they find out he makes dicks trickle 

Watch him race away 

Hot damn, the boy is gay! 

Gordon is gay 

--Whooo!-- 

Gordon is gay 

--Don't touch me there!-- 

--Hehehe-- 

--Hahaha-- 

--Whew! That's feelin good now!-- 

--Yee Haw!--