Don't Serve Beans Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

I'd like to welcome everybody again and say how good it is 

To see you out at the annual Holy Roller Hall Christmas fund raiser 

And up next we have a fellow who we've all come to know in love 

Bless him as he comes up and sings, Lord, a lovely holiday carol 

Cledus T. Judd featuring Out Of Sync, take it away Cledus 

Thank y'all so much for coming out 

I appreciate it, I pardon me if I seem a little nervous 

At least I'm here for a good cause 

Amen, brother, I appreciate it 

So if you would bear with me while I try to sing one for you 

Glad you could all come tonight, appreciate you so much 

And it comes from the heart and that's all that matters 

That's all that matters, Amen, Amen 

Sta, sta, here, there it is star of wonder star so bright 

This one wish, I wish tonight, if I'm to live till morning's light 

Please, don't serve beans on Christmas night 

Cook up a steak or toss some greens 

But don't bake those powerful beans 

'Cause if I take one single bite 

We won't have a silent night 

And my poor dog will howl and bay 

And pray that foul bouquet will go away 

Though he will know from whence it came 

I hope it's him my guests will blame 

So don't serve beans, please don't serve beans 

Cook up a steak or toss some greens 

If I'm to live till morning's light 

Please don't serve beans on Christmas night 

Thank you, thank you so much 

I appreciate it, thank you, thank you