Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' For Nuthin' Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

She said, "Hey plow boy done ate half a cow 

And I can still hear your big old belly growl 

So I steamed up the mess of fresh broccoli for you 

You've got calories to burn and some pounds to lose 

Well you can bring that broccoli with squirrel and dumplings 

'Cause Cledus don't stop eatin' for nuthin' 

She said, "I've cooked non-stop in this house for weeks 

Time to get your big butt up on somewhere else to eat 

So I've been down to Shoney's four times today 

I hit the Sizzler and the Quincy's, they were on the way 

I 'bout blowed out my colon from buffet jumpin' 

'Cause Cledus don't stop eatin' for nuthin' 

If you like love handles and big old buns 

I've pounds of passion and tons of fun 

I look like Flabio in my king-cab truck 

To look like Brooks and Dunn I need a tummy tuck, yuck 

We got to find a little place where I can eat some more 

Before I start rollin' on this hardwood floor 

Heck down to hooters, break out the wings 

Then make a run for the border, I'm an eatin' machine 

Fire up the stove and keep the fat clams comin' 

'Cause Cledus don't stop eatin' for nuthin' 

If it's all you can eat then you'll see me runnin' 

'Cause Cledus don't stop eatin' for nuthin' 

Tell Richard Simmons he can kiss my bumpkin 

'Cause Cledus don't stop eatin' for nuthin' 

Make my pies pumpkin and my donuts dunkin' 

'Cause Cledus don't stop