Cledus' Christmas Ball Lyrics - Cledus T. Judd

Ho ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 

And what do you want for Christmas little Sam? 

I want the Billy Gilman action figure 

What about you Suzie? 

I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene 

And what about you Cledus? 

Well, Santa it's not what I want 

It's what I want to give 

It's Christmas time in Nashville 

For country singers one and all 

I'm going to give a right nutty party 

It's Cledus' Christmas Ball 

I sent out the invitations 

Heck I even rented out the hall 

And I've got a big sack full of presents 

Cledus' Christmas ball 

Dolly Parton brought two jugs 

Of wine everyone admired 

Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnog 

Chestnut's roasting on an open fire 

Somebody get Mark off of there 

Ah, the twin fiddles are playing' 

And it's a sewingin' time for all 

Yee haw, everybody's dancin' around 

Cledus' Christmas ball 

Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 

Shania'a under the mistletoe 

And that line was slap down the hall 

Boy, I hope she enjoys kissin' 

Cledus' Christmas ball 

Willie Nelson's homemade brownies 

Brought us all good cheer 

Garth retired early again 

But he'll be back next year 

You can count on that 

The party's dyin' down now 

So here's my present to you all 

Ha ha, come check out my package 

Cledus' Christmas ball 

It's a little bitty piece of me to you 

Cledus' Christmas ball 

It's an ornament for your Christmas tree 

Cledus' Christmas ball 

Hey, that's not Santa 

Shh 

That's Kenny Rogers 

The Gambler 

Hush yer mouth 

Merry Christmas from Cledus T. Judd 

Ho ho ho