Captain Lariat Lyrics - Monolith Of Phobos - Claypool Lennon Delirium

Have you seen Captain Lariat as he saunters 'round the room? 

Chasing spiders with a broom; fending off impending doom. 

Have you seen Captain Lariat? He's bounding round the bend. 

With his band of salty men, he's at it once again. 

Captain Lariat, he's a dentist on the side, and a little dash of Nitrous helps to send him on his ride. 

Have you seen Captain Lariat? He's flying his flag high. 

Sipping Templeton Rye, there's a glaze upon his eye. 

Have you seen Captain Lariat? He fights the noble fight. 

Galavanting through the night just to irritate the right. 

Captain Lariat, he's a dentist on the side, and a little crack of Able helps to send him on his ride. 

Although he's never held commission, commandeered a rescue mission, in his mind he's above the cut. 

He's Captain Lariat! 

He's Captain Lariat! 

He's Captain Lariat! 

Have you seen Captain Lariat? With his tattoo of Sean Penn. 

He's happy once again; he's a man among his men. 

Hooray for Captain Lariat! He's mindful of the town. 

When he cruises through your realm, he's proud to overwhelm. 

(But he get's there 'cause he looses fancy checks?)* 

Never concerned about the effort or the money that he's spent. 

Never concerned about the effort or the money that he's spent. 

Never concerned about the effort or the money that he's spent. 

Although he's never held commission, he's seen it on reality television, in his mind he's above the cut. 

He's Captain Lariat! 

He's Captain Lariat! 

He's Captain Lariat!