Oh...canada Lyrics - Self Explanatory - Classified

(Oh Canada we stand on guard, for thee) 

I told this guy where I was from 

he said oh, Canada 

kinda laughs it off, real funny huh? 

yeah, uh, come on 

(O Canada) 

mic check, 1-2, 1-2 

yeah 

(O Canada) 

uh, yea 

from the land of the lost 

Trans-Canada crossed 

patriotic and a honor 

with a hand on my heart 

from the Greatest of Lakes 

to the greenest of greens 

to the Rockiest mountains 

and everything in between 

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o-o-o Canada 

oh you're no fan of us? 

'cause our movie and TV shows are so amateur? 

yeah, we laugh it off, that don't really bother me 

look, we ain't serious unless we really gotta be 

humorous attitude like Kids in the Hall 

like Jim Carey, Mike Myers, hell we claiming them all 

it's the Great White North 

home of the funniest actors 

the brunt of the joke 

with an abundance of laughter 

the Red and White flag 

keep it high keep it visual 

people say Canada and get stereotypical 

think we finish every sentence with buddy or bye 

and if it ain't that its either dude, eh or guy 

(Canadaka eh) 

yeah we consider it people 

and smoking marijuana 

we consider it legal 

still doing rap like the 1990's 

but that's how we like it off timed and grimey 

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I know where I'm from and I told ya before 

North of America hard to ignore 

every time I go away I tell them for sure 

I'm from Canada o-o-o Canada 

(O Canada) 

O Canada o-o-o Canada 

(O canada) 

I'm from Canada 

o-o-o Canada 

the Class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic 

I've been around the globe and 

heard the confusion 

honestly a lot of y'all are ignorant and stupid 

yes, we have microwaves, tvs and cell phones 

unintelligent fuck we invented the telephone 

we made Yahtzee 

the light bulb, hockey 

and bred the greatest player's Gretzky to Crosby 

we all got at least one drinking buddy 

and after one drink, all of us think we're funny 

our national mascot's a damn beaver 

O Canada we love our beaver 

home of Hell's Angels the RCMP 

home of Gordon Lightfoot and SCTV 

the Underground Rail Road 

Georges St. Pierre 

right here is where he calls home 

our health care system 

y'all know its free 

keep our girls banging with a full mouth of teeth 

I won't even get into the music on the streets 

they say hip hop is dead 

naw its up north with me 

I could do this all day its a part of my routine 

but supper's almost done and tonight poutine 

I know where I'm from and I told ya before 

North of America hard to ignore 

every time I go away i tell em for sure 

I'm from Canada o-o-o Canada 

(I'm from the east coast of Canada) 

o-o-o Canada 

(I'm from the east east east coast) 

yo yo! 

see I'm from Canada so sometimes the words come out of my mouth like this 

get used to it 

(O Canada, we stand on guard for thee)