Having Kids Is Easy Lyrics - Classified

Alright 

Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother 

Give me a sec 

No one said having kids is easy 

Alright kids, settle down 

Run into the other room 

Daddy needs a couple minutes 

No more comin' the booth 

Shit it's hard to raise kids, sorry, shouldn't swear 

Well, not around the youngins' 

They'll repeat what they hear 

How come ever since I had kids life switched up 

Now I gotta watch over my shoulder when I twist up 

I can't even smoke in my own house, it's tough 

I'm trying to stay positive but sometimes kids suck 

I'm trying to get 'em on a schedule 

Come on, eat your vegetables don't throw them on the floor please 

I need a break and the wife need a date 

But we fall asleep at eight reading bed time stories 

I should be going out, supposed to be a rap star 

Instead I'm home, watching Frozen and Madagascar 

Cars or Babar, some other crap I don't really want to watch 

My whole social life is falling off 

Thanks kids 

What? I ain't bought enough for you? 

You want to cry for something new, here's a handkerchief 

And if you keep it up, don't think I won't spank a kid 

I don't know if I can handle this 

Man I was living the dream 

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Then I woke up, up, up 

I heard the baby crying in the other room 

Screaming and cryin' 

I'm tryna sleep 

Then I woke up, up 

I'm at my whits end, about to loose it 

If it ain't one thing, it's a motherfucking nother 

Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother 

If it ain't one thing, it's a motherfucking nother 

Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother 

Daddy and my mother 

Daddy and my mother 

Never said having kids was easy 

Word to my daddy and my mother 

My daddy and my mother 

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Man, I'm trying to stay confident 

But I think I'm finally loosing it 

Lord please help me, I'm praying to the crucifix 

Weed makes me calm but gotta smoke outdoors 

And can't watch porn on my home computer no more 

Cause pop-ups will pop-up, and I ain't havin' that 

Used to have patience with kids 

Now I'm lackin' that 

No, no more questions I thought I made this shit clear 

Kids were not there yet, we'll be there when we get there 

Now sit down 

These kids always diss me 

I bought a couch last week, they wrecked a couch week this week 

Takin' home for dinner because they say they're hungry 

Barely eat a thing, what a fucking waste of money 

Sorry I'm still cursing, look what they makin' of me 

I want the last slice 

They always take it from me 

So it's all about them now yeah, not about me 

"daddy are you dying?" 

No I'm not, now get out please 

I'm tryin' to work so I can pay for that shirt you're growing out of 

Baby that's my motive 

I take the good with the bad 

That's what change will bring 

It's tough to being a good dad but wouldn't change a thing 

My life's a dream 

Then I woke up, up, up 

I heard the baby crying in the other room 

Screaming and cryin' 

So I got up I can't leave her in the other room 

Screaming and cryin' 

I'm at my whits end, about to loose it 

If it ain't one thing, it's a motherfucking nother 

Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother 

If it ain't one thing, it's a motherfucking nother 

Word to my granny and my daddy and my mother 

Daddy and my mother 

Daddy and my mother 

Never said having kids was easy 

Word to my daddy and my mother 

My daddy and my mother 

Never said having kids was easy 

I'm just playing 

I love my kids, I just need some sleep though 

It's pretty bad when you got to go on tour to get sleep 

It's not even just my kids man, it's my boys kids 

I never to get to hangout with my friends anymore 

Let your parents come out 

I can't watch what I want to watch on TV 

Can't play any of my old rap CD's 

And every movie that we watch is PG 

Never said having kids was easy 

Never said having kids was easy 

Never said having kids was easy