Why Paddys Not At Work Today Lyrics - Clancy Brothers

It's on a Clancy Brothers CD "Live with Robby O'Connel" or somesuch. The 

song is called "Dear Boss." 

Dear Boss I write this note to you to tell you of my plight 

And at the time of writing I am not a pretty sight 

Me body is all black and blue and me face a deadly gray 

And I hope you'll understand why Paddy's not at work today 

I was workin' on the 14th floor; some bricks I had to clear 

And throwin' 'em down from such a height was not a good idea 

The foreman wasn't very pleased, he bein' an awful sod 

And he said I'd have to take them down the ladder in me hod 

Now shiftin' all those bricks by hand it seemed so awful slow 

So I hoisted up a barrel and secured a rope below 

But in my haste to do the job I was too blind to see 

That a barrel full of buildin' bricks was heaveier than me 

Now when I came down I cut the rope and the barrel fell like lead 

And clinging tightly to the rope I started up instead 

I shot up like a rocket and to my dismay I found 

That halfways up I met the bloody barrel comin' down 

Now the barrel broke me shoulder as to the ground it sped 

And when I reached the top I struck the pulley with me head 

I still clung on though numbed and shocked from this almighty blow 

And the barrel spilled out half the bricks 14 floors below 

Now when the bricks had fallen from the barrel to the floor 

I then outweighed the barrel and I started down once more 

Still clinging tightly to the rope I headed for the ground 

And I fell among the broken bricks that were all scatter'd 'round 

As I lay there moaning on the floor sure I thought I'd passed the worst 

Then the barrel struck the pulley wheel and didn't the bottom burst 

A shower of bricks came down on me sure I haven't got a hope 

And as I was losing consciousness... I let go the bloody rope 

Now the barrel it being heavier it started down once more 

And it landed right across me as I lay there on the floor 

I broke three ribs and my left arm and I can only say 

That I hope you'll understand why Paddy's not at work today 

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