Girlfriend In A Graveyard Lyrics - C.j. Ramone

Woke up this morning, 't was a fine sunny day 

I said daddy please stay, but he had to run away 

Cause he was busy, busy makin' lots of gold 

So I told him, better have some fun before you're old 

You'll be the richest guy in the graveyard 

With money in the bank 

You'll be the fattest cat 

Who's stretched out flat 

You'll have yourself to thank 

Now what's the good of earnin' 

With no time for spendin' 

You know you're simply headed 

For a horizontal endin' 

The richest guy in the graveyard 

So daddy won't you please slow down 

You'll climb the Golden Gate to the graveyard 

That gate is not so great 

You'll be the sleepiest creep 

Who's six feet deep 

You'll find it out too late 

I can't imagine how you can be a good lover 

All wrapped around in brown 

With a five-ply cover 

So take my tip and don't work hard 

Then you'll delay that graveyard drive 

You'll be the richest guy in the graveyard 

Now just you wait and see 

You'll be the honest goon 

Who ever went too soon 

That ain't no use to me 

I'd rather be found 

On a flophouse bed 

Then down in the ground 

With dirt on my head