Au Pair Lyrics - Singles - Cinerama

He fell in love with the au pair 

She ran her fingers through his hair 

And said, "It's silky" 

He knew, of course, that he ought to be feeling guilty 

But, no, he didn't care at all 

He hadn't felt this great in years 

Meanwhile, his wife's upstairs in tears 

Well, it's so corny 

Her world's turned upside down 'cause he felt horny 

So tell me, how can it be fair? 

But as they drive away 

She wonders just how long 

It'll take for him to realize 

How much he's wrong 

And when he comes home in disgrace 

She'll slam the door right in his face 

Well, it's so sleazy 

(I wish you could see me in a white dress, looking divine) 

He won't find coming back here quite as easy 

(I wish you could hear me sing like I did, my hymns and rhymes) 

As he found going away 

But as they disappear 

She hopes it won't be long 

Before he ends up realizing 

That he's wrong