Jesus In Vegas Lyrics - Chumbawamba

Call me on my cellular 

And I'll give you a free ride to this underground stadium 

They'll pick up the fair and they'll even tip you 

Don't even worry about it, man 

You'll love this joint 

We'll stop off, we'll buy some booze, and, uh 

You'll bring it in and it's just incredible 

The girls will be all over you 

I am the Lord of the very last dance 

I've got Tommy on the leg of my pants 

I've got the audience in the palm of my hands 

My good friend Sinatra on my right 

Andrew Lloyd Webber is doing the lights 

It's twice a night for twenty five nights 

One more little line, then everyone back to mine 

(Back to mine) 

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business 

(Vegas, taking care of business) 

Jesus in Vegas 

(Jesus in Vegas) 

I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots 

Jesus in Vegas 

(Jesus in Vegas) 

I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots 

I've got Basie conductin' the band 

I got a penthouse suite at the sands 

And my feet never touch the ground 

Are there any Branch Davidians in the house? 

Here's Jim Jones as a pantomime horse 

That showbiz gets right up your nose 

One more little line, then everyone back to mine 

(Back to mine) 

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business 

(Vegas, taking care of business) 

Jesus in Vegas 

(Jesus in Vegas) 

I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots 

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business 

(Vegas, taking care of business) 

Jesus in Vegas 

(Jesus in Vegas) 

I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots 

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business 

(Vegas, taking care of business) 

Jesus in Vegas 

(Jesus in Vegas) 

I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots 

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business 

(Vegas, taking care of business) 

Jesus in Vegas 

(Jesus in Vegas) 

I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots 

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business 

(Vegas, taking care of business) 

Jesus in Vegas 

(Jesus in Vegas) 

I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots 

Jesus in Vegas, taking care of business 

(Vegas, taking care of business) 

Jesus in Vegas 

(Jesus in Vegas) 

I'll pull your goddamn tongue right out by the roots