Irish Joke Lyrics - Chumbawamba

'Have you heard the one about the Irishman?' 

Sick and tired of Irish jokes 

He said farewell to all his folks (bye bye) 

Left his home to have some fun 

Packed his clothes and a gatling gun 

Secretly, with ill intent 

Into the House of Parliament 

Where politicians sit and croak (hear hear) 

Inventing all those racist jokes 

He pulls the gun out from his coat 

And loudly shouts out 'Here's my vote!' 

'Have you heard the one about the Irishman?' 

'...he had the last laugh.'