Add Me Lyrics - Chumbawamba

Im a loner alone with neuroses and hate 

Anger is a permanent character trait 

My letter bombs are primed and ready to send 

Would you like to add me as a friend? 

Im a wound-up whiner with a fetish for guns 

Im almost 50 and I live with my Mum 

I hope my nude picture doesnt offend 

Would you like to add me as a friend? 

Add me, add me 

My mother says she wished shed never had me 

Add me, add me 

Would you like to add me as a friend? 

Im a recovering alcoholic, I rarely leave my room 

Peeping through the curtains in my dog costume 

The voices in my head, aah, theyll get me in the end 

Would you like to add me as a friend? 

Id really like to mail you the picture that I drew 

Its Kylies body but the head is you 

Ive asked you sixty times before Im asking you again 

Would you like to add me as a friend? 

Add me, add me 

My mother says she wished shed never had me 

Add me, add me 

Would you like to add me as a friend? 

Heres a picture of me in my Nazi uniform 

Doing a trick with an egg that I like to perform 

At a monster truck rally that my Mum and me attend 

Would you like to add me as a friend? 

Ive added Britney and Paris and you and Tom 

Im going to find your address so I can visit you at home 

I dont like people but I think I could pretend 

Would you like to add me as a friend? 

Add me, add me 

My mother says she wished shed never had me 

Add me, add me 

Would you like to add me as a friend?