83. Eddie Waring Lyrics - Chumbawamba

I never liked rugby league, it must be said 

Decapitated ears and concave heads 

My interest held by just one thing 

The greatest commentator ever--Eddie Waring 

Whether an up-and-under or an early bath 

He was always guaranteed to make me laugh 

No Coleman histrionics or Benaud Twang 

Just down to earth, good humored 

Our man in the stand 

And now it's time for the Mini Marathon 

"Can I play the Joker now?"