49. Armchair Sport Lyrics - Chumbawamba

When Grandstand's finished, and Sport On Two 

And there's nothing much left to do 

Too lazy to leave the armchair 

Can only manage to plug in the computer 

And pretend that this is exercise 

Playing sports by pressing keys all day 

Well it was never meant to be this way 

Computer sport in a high-tech society 

Television crippled you! 

And now there's nothing much left to do 

So get out of the living room and into a kit 

On your marks, get set, go--get fit!