40. Dad's Mascot Lyrics - Chumbawamba

At the beach, pressure's on 

Dad in trunks and vest 

Four years old, today's the day 

He gives me my big test 

Picking up a beach ball 

Red, green, yellow, blue 

He throws it at my feet 

Wonders what I'll do 

Do I kick it back? 

Beautifully struck! 

He's dying to get his son 

Into a football strip 

Or run away to build a castle 

And precipitate the end 

Of our relationship