24. Games Were Fun Lyrics - Chumbawamba

How come all the best athletes 

Had the poshest kits 

While the slow, fat, thin, and spotty ones 

Had shorts that didn't fit? 

They never lingered in the changing rooms 

With a home-made note 

Or batted only once 

Before they got caught 

And how come all the sporty types 

Were the first to grow breasts? 

They had Marks & Sparks bras 

I squirmed in a vest 

Never wore their sisters' shorts 

With the wrong initial 

Or limped back from cross-country 

Two hours behind schedule 

And how come they said 

That games were fun? 

If you want the truth 

Ask the ones that never won