Diamond Jim Lyrics - Singles - Chuck Prophet

The neophyte lays down the law 

And the choir boy plays five card draw 

All the news that's fit to print 

Rolls right off, don't make a dent 

Diamond Jim, where you hiding 

Diamond Jim, where you hiding 

When Diamond Jim gets back 

Diamond Jim will know just what to do 

The mannequin takes off her clothes 

The clowns are laughing at your nose 

The weatherman he is the news 

And Dick Clark's got the tombstone Blues 

Diamond Jim, where youu hiding 

Diamond Jim, where you hiding 

When diamond Jim gets back 

Diamond Jim will know just what to do 

Where you been so doggone long? 

Diamond Jim, don't shine me on 

Your homeboy's under house arrest 

it all feels too real to be a test 

The open mikes are out of poems 

And the pleasure's leaking from the domes 

Diamond Jim, where you hiding 

Diamond Jim, where you hiding 

When Diamond Jim gets back 

Diamond Jim will know just what to do 

Diamond Jim, where you hiding 

Diamond Jim, where you hiding 

When Diamond Jim gets back 

Diamond Jim will know just what to do 

When Diamond Jim gets back 

Diamond Jim will know just what to do