Caught Up Lyrics - Chubb Rock

well i'm nimble 

and i'm nice like kris kringle 

but Joe I got caught, caught, got swindled 

me and a couple of boys at Kings Plaza 

walkin' through the mall to see if they had a 

couple of shirts, a few pants 

just out of the blue, went, took a glance 

in front of Macy's I seen two girly-girlies 

one looked def, the other looked like Mr. Furley 

with my ego trip, my Wilson flip 

I used my lip to get both on the sneak tip 

then I sicced it 

kicked it to the ugly one 

souped her up, I called her Lipton and honey one 

things like that, gibberish and crap 

she's a skeezer, there's no need for chit or chat 

her body looks (log?), kinda good, yeah, but 

as for her face, Jabba The Hut 

I shoulda played Michael Jackson, told her to beat it 

I said, what the heck, I got a condom, freak it 

her nickname now is Mona the rover 

she looks like a dog so I dogged it on the sofa 

some dumb reason though, it was fun 

now she's looking good to me, I'm caught up 

part one 

I'm in love with an ugly girl, but hey, 

I'm gonna kick it to the pretty one today 

she seems nice and she's a fly cutie 

caller her up I said hi my name is Chubbs her name was Judy 

I don't have to tell you guys the rest 

but I asked her to go out, she said yes 

took her to the movies and then to my house 

led the girl straight to the couch 

like a game, I have to score 

dim the lights, get the two-ply condom from the drawer 

took off her shirt and only then I asked the question 

yo? who broke wind? something smells bad, dang, it won't let up! 

it was Judy, the cutie! yo, word up! 

so now I got an ugly girl and one with the smell 

but which one should I choose? oh well 

I'm caught up 

I know I'm hard, 'cause I'm Chubb Rock 

but even to my chest I got a soft spot 

that could easily be ripped apart 

I'm hard like the Tin Man but I got a heart 

every night it seems I stay home sick 

trying to figure out which girl will I pick 

ripping my heart, damaging my soul 

all these problems because of a little hole 

and recreation in a bed 

but Mona and Judy are getting me fed 

up to the point I couldn't even hold my own 

I was like E.T. -- I had to phone home 

to ask my mom a question she always knows 

she says Chubby, follow your heart and your nose 

be celibate -- no girl, be a loner 

but I picked the ugly girl yeah, I picked Mona