Santa's Got A Brand New Bag Lyrics - Christmas Songs 2

Oh, the fire's burning slow 

Now where's that mistletoe 

Dear, it's getting kind of hot in here 

I need a taste of Christmas cheer 

I hope he gets here quick, I need a St. Nick fix 

Oooo-eee, I just want him to be all wrapped up for me 

Santa's never been this hard to resist 

But Santa never used to look like this 

He's traded in his reindeer for a limosine 

He's wearing purple trousers instead of red and green 

This Christmas I want something I never had 

Cause Santa's got a brand new bag 

Now, I got to got to find out how 

To make him want to settle down 

I've got a big fat kiss right at the top of my list 

So we can build a little candy home 

And have a few elves of our own 

I want to sneak a peek at my surprise 

And see tradition metamorphasize 

He's given up the cookies and he's slimming down 

He bought a little bungalow in Tinsel Town 

This Christmas I want something I never had 

Cause Santa's got a brand new bag 

As he finds his Zen down on the kitchen floor 

He lights a fat Cohiba from his humidor 

This Christmas I want something I never had 

Cause Santa's got a brand new bag 

He's got a Richenbacher and he's bleached his hair 

He's rockin to the rythm with a Latin flair 

This Christmas I want something I've never had 

Cause Santa's got a brand new bag 

He's reading Socrates and cooking French cuisine 

He's pictured on the front of money magazine 

This Christmas I want something I've never had 

Cause Santa's got a brand new 

Santa's got, Santa's got a brand new bag