Merry Christmas From The Family Lyrics - Christmas Songs 2

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk 

At our Christmas party 

We were drinkin' champagne punch 

And homemade eggnog 

Little sister brought her new boyfriend 

He was a Mexican 

We didn't know what to think of him 

Til he sang Feliz Navidad 

Feliz Navidad 

Brother Ken brought his kids with him 

The three from his first wife Lynn 

And the two identical twins 

From his second wife Mary Nell 

Of course he brought his new wife Kaye 

Who talks all about AA 

Chain smokin' while the stereo plays 

Noel, Noel, The first Noel 

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on 

Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone 

Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store 

We need some ice and an extension cord 

A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite 

A box of pampers , some Marlboro Lights 

Hallelujah everybody say cheese 

Merry Christmas from the family 

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen 

I can't remember how I'm kin to them 

But when they tried to plug their motor home in 

They blew our christmas lights 

Cousin David knew just what went wrong 

So we all waited on our front lawn 

He threw the breaker and the lights came on 

And we sang Silent Night 

Oh Silent Night o' holy night