Doctor Stalker Lyrics - Singles - Christian Beadles

Doctor stalker doctor stalker doctor stalker 

D-d-d-doctor stalker doctor stalker 

It's 10 am and I'm up early with P90X 

I'm at the gym as if I'm 'bouta do a lotta reps 

I see a couple of girls starin' like they're so impressed 

Must know I'm 'bouta lift a billion on the bench press 

I take my time and stretch, no unnecessary cramps 

These two are lookin', watchin', waitin' for the perfect chance 

They wanna ask me for picture, they're my biggest fans 

Or so they think; secretly, I've been stalking them 

Doctor stalker doctor stalker doctor stalker 

D-d-d-doctor stalker doctor stalker 

Time passes slowly, hours later it's 3:33 

I'm headed Mickey D's, you're coning with me 

That value menu is the bomb, diggy-diggy-d 

I'm 'bouta go bottoms up with my ice cream 

The lady at the window smiles when she looks at me 

She got the fragrance of a Big Mac with no cheese 

Hands me the cone like, "Here you go sweet pea." 

She didn't know which window I'd been underneath 

doctor stalker doctor stalker doctor stalker 

d-d-d-doctor stalker doctor stalker 

Now you might listen to my song and think it's all pretend 

While you've been giggling and tweeting this to all your friends 

You think it's over but this game's about to begin 

What you don't realize is I just started a new trend 

Planking was last week this about to be what's next 

I'm taking pictures of my victims when they least expect 

You do a creepy face, leave the scene without a trace, 

Upload your picture to space, stalking all over the place 

Doctor stalker doctor stalker doctor stalker 

D-d-d-doctor stalker doctor stalker 

Yo I'm in space right now in my spaceship 

Of course in the spaceship it's space 

But I'm stalking you from space! 'Cause I rep space! 

It's better than planking, it's better than coning 

And it's better than whatever you're gonna come up with 

It just..is amazing, you better STALK 

Swag swag swag swag, my swag swagger swagger swagger 

My swag is swag, is your swag swag? 

Doctor stalker doctor stalker 

D-d-d-doctor stalker doctor stalker