A Song About Birds Lyrics - Christiaan Van Vuuren

The woodpecker bird likes pecking wood 

The bluebird's a bird that sings pretty good 

Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool ay 

But the ibis is a bird that drinks bin juice all day 

A crow is a bird with a heaps mad squawk 

A cockatoo's a bird with a sick mohawk 

Chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs 

And ibises are bin juice drinking dregs 

A goose is a bird that's chilled like a duck 

An ibis is a bird that's a picnic wrecking fuck! 

Doves are birds that represent purity 

Ibises wreck picnics and disrupt the community 

Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life 

But ibises love nothing cause they're dead inside! 

Swan is a bird that's graceful and that 

And ibises aren't birds they're feathered bin rats 

It's the ibis 

Bin juice drinking gronks 

Yeah the ibis 

Their beaks are gross and long 

It's the ibis 

Picnic wrecking jerks 

Yeah the ibis 

They're the worst birds 

The condor is an awesome bird of prey 

A hawk's a bird that's a cool bird ay 

The eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts 

But ibises are bin juice drinking cunts 

The albatross bird lives to sixty maybe older 

A parrot is a bird living on a pirate's shoulder 

Parrots say cool shit like "Polly want a cracker?" 

But ibises just fucking come up and harrass ya 

A lorikeet's a bird with a colourful jacket 

Ibises can fuck off back to their home planet 

A seagull's a bird that scabs hot chips 

And there's only one bird that's scabbier than this 

It's the ibis 

They're picnic wrecking irrits 

It's the ibis 

I hope they don't come near us 

Yeah the ibis 

They're bin juice drinking jerks 

It's the ibis 

They're the fucken shittest birds 

The ibis is a picnic wrecking burden on humanity 

It dumps a diving bin chicken disrupting the community 

Annoying the general public at every opportunity 

Disgrace to feathered creatures bringing shame to the bird family 

If there are any ibises watching this, firstly 

There's no bin juice here so you can fuck off 

Secondly get a job and fucken do something with your life 

Sort it out you're on the road to nowhere 

Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle of the 

pacific ocean or some shit I don't know 

I'm not your dad I can't tell you how to live your life 

Just stop wrecking everyone's picnics fuck 

It's the ibis 

Bin juice drinking cunt 

It's the ibis 

That's ruining your lunch 

Yeah the ibis 

Picnic wrecking jerks 

It's the ibis 

What a fucking cunt of a bird 

If I was an ibis I'd go kill myself