Who's Gonna Take Me Home Lyrics - Chris Young - Chris Young

Bartender's sittin' them shots on the bar 

Those last two Eagar bombs hit me hard 

My best friend left and took the keys to my car 

Who's gonna take me home? 

That dad gun Jimmy, he took me out back 

Pulled a Marlboro cigarette out of his cap 

Now I remember why I quit all that 

Who's gonna take me home? 

Well, I can't drive, I can't walk 

And I'm a little too high to crawl 

I'll hold up this wall 

Till I come down or the room stops spinnin' 

Gonna stand right here and chill out for a minute 

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Standin' in the men's room waitin' on a stall 

Lean my head up against the cool concrete wall 

Hey, there's a few numbers I guess I could call 

Who's gonna take me home? Where's my cell phone? 

Well, I can't drive, I can't walk 

And I'm a little too high to crawl 

I'll hold up this wall 

Till I come down or the room stops spinnin' 

Gonna stand right, oh, wait just a minute 

Twelve little hotties crammed in a back booth 

With a Bachelorette all drinkin' Vermouth 

Lucky for there's just enough room 

Well, hello girls, next round's on me 

Toast a few drinks to the bride to be 

Close the town down and then we'll see 

Who's gonna take me home? 

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Yeah, who's gonna take me home? 

Yeah, who's gonna take me home? 

I can't drive 

I can't walk 

I'm too high 

To crawl 

Who's gonna take me home? 

Great day man 

You think, we're done, closing down this bar 

You coulda give me right on 

Alright, brother