Do Like Me Lyrics - Chris Webby

Let's go! 

See it's Webby 

The dude who fucked your girl last Summer 

And I ain't even asked for her number, bummer 

And I ain't even smash with a rubber 

So if your kid look like me 

Don't even ask motherfucker 

Huh, you could be just like Web' 

With a bottle in your hand 

And a blunt to the head 

Adderall (check!), shit I got my meds 

But I think the doctor gave me something else instead 

See I'm back again 

What's happenin' 

Real life Billy Madison 

And you know that I be rollin' 

Life of a rockstar 

Until I see those fucking lights on the cop car 

When I hit it (Woop Woop!) we out 

Time to dip, bring a chick to my parent's house 

Hit it on the tempurpedic from the back, right there 

'Till I hear (Chris) Mom stay the fuck downstairs! 

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So put your hands up, and do like me 

Fill your cups up, and roll that weed 

Sloppy drunk in that VIP 

Ever since I had a fake ID 

So put your hands up, and do like me 

Wash those pills down, and feel that beat 

Tat your skin up, and sag those jeans 

You could be just like me 

See it's Webby 

The dude who. ah shit, that was last verse 

I'm so high that I'm reading shit backwards 

Jedi Master, life of a bachelor 

Your girl's like salt (Why?) all up on this cracker 

Walk around dizzy, with a cup full of whiskey 

The next shot of Jack in front of me looking risky 

Think about it quick, then I drink it more quickly 

Cause fuck, everybody in the club getting tipsy! 

From the booth to the track, I am here 

At your frat with a beer, unlatching brassieres (uh) 

And I'm feeling like I'll never go to sleep 

With all this shit that's in my system 

I'll be up for a week 

So it's time to party like I do (I do) 

Because it's all I know, I don't even try to (try to) 

'Till I'm forty-five thinkin how the time flew (time flew) 

With a cup of vodka and some ice cubes 

Telling them to 

So put your hands up, and do like me 

Fill your cups up, and roll that weed 

Sloppy drunk in that VIP 

Ever since I had a fake ID 

So put your hands up, and do like me 

Wash those pills down, and feel that beat 

Tat your skin up, and sag those jeans 

You could be just like me 

We smoking 

And we be drinking 

And we be fucking 

All like its nothing 

That's all I know 

Party, until we black out 

And then we pass out 

Then wake up like 

Fucking let's do it again! 

So everybody just 

So put your hands up, and do like me 

Fill your cups up, and roll that weed 

Sloppy drunk in that VIP 

Ever since I had a fake ID 

So put your hands up, and do like me 

Wash those pills down, and feel that beat 

Tat your skin up, and sag those jeans 

You could be just like me