Blunt Ride Cypher Lyrics - Chemically Imbalanced - Chris Webby

It's Chris Webby, getting high as fuck right now 

I'm hella sick, and no one knows what I'm infected with 

So hi it's nice to meet you 

I'm the guy your girl been texting with 

Evil rap nemesis, lighting up that heady shit 

That's potent as the poison in a fucking box jellyfish 

In a box Chevy with the soldiers in my fellowship 

Legolas and Aragorn cruising through Connecticut 

Leave behind a trail of empty bottles and jealous chicks 

Throw around bread, I'm on my Hansel and Gretel shit 

A psychopath on a path of destruction 

Popping Xanax til I'm seeing black 

I better pass the Dutch Master I'm puffing 

The first up the the mic but the last to the function 

Stumbling drunk with a busty chick with a passion for sucking 

East Coast, we don't borrow your swagger for nothing 

We'd rather start a battle instead of having a discussion 

So pass it back to me, cousin 

Shit I'm so nice I could spit this shit right here backwards in Russian! 

No sound like the one I got 

They can hear it anytime I rock 

Cause all I got's my balls and my word 

And this baggie full of herb 

And I'm coming for that #1 spot 

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I've always been a loose cannon 

They say I rolled off of a pirate ship 

High as shit, Bobby Costas, look how red my eyes'll get 

I'm out in Sochi, 720 to a flying split 

And land all up in that vagina bitch, huh 

See I be showing them what I can do with this shit 

Yo what you think I was new to this shit? 

Got a beautiful chick in the passenger seat 

Giving head to me while I maneuver the whip 

Vroom, rhyme book staying fucking full 

Chemically Imbalanced, and fully fucking disfunctional