Liar Lyrics - Singles - Chris Moyles

I invented the wheel 

When I was only seven 

I had dinner with god 

When I popped into heaven 

When I was just eleven 

I've sailed right round the world 

In just a tiny dinghy 

I'm best mates with bill gates 

I made his computer thingy 

And I can lift a Mini 

Yes I can lift a mini 

Cos I'm a liar 

Can fly, so high 

Invented crisp and dry 

I am in charge when the red arrows fly by 

I'm a liar 

I've seen, The Queen 

Reading Nuts magazine 

She used to buy it but she now gets it 

For free 

I can eat a packet of crisps 

Whilst on a unicycle 

I was friends with the Hoff 

When people called him Michael 

It was my idea 

To do X Factor 

Not that Simon Cowell 

Cos I'm a liar 

You dig, I'm big 

I'm actually the stig 

Was brought up by a pig just outside of Leeds 

I'm a liar 

I dance, I cook 

Wrote Harry Potter books 

But let that lady say she did cos she 

Was nice 

Cos I'm a liar 

I'm a liar 

Sliced bread, invented sliced bread 

I did it with Joe Pesci sitting in a 

Garden shed 

Can climb a mountain 

Came up with wheelie bins 

And on the Starship Enterprise 

I am the captain 

Hob Nobs, invented Hob Nobs 

Whilst having lunch with Noddy Holder 

Eating meat cobs 

Daytime TV 

Is all made by me 

I come up with all the ideas 

Whist eating my tea 

I'm a liar/ I'm a liar