Patricia The Stripper Lyrics - Chris De Burgh

Dennis is a menace 

With his "Anyone for tennis?" 

And he'd beseech me to come keep the score. 

And Maude said, "Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored" 

I really can't stand it anymore... 

I'm going... out to dinner, 

With a gorgeous singer, 

To a little place I know, 

Down by the key. 

Her name is Patricia, 

She calls herself Delicia 

And the reason isn't 

Very hard to see. 

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She said, God made her a sinner 

Just to keep those fat men thinner 

As they tumble down in heaps 

Before her feet. 

They hang around in groups 

Like battle weary troops, 

One can often see the 

Queue right down the street. 

Because Patricia 

Or Delicia 

Not only is a singer 

She also removes all her clothing 

For Patricia, 

Is the best stripper in town... 

And with a swing of her hips, 

She started to strip 

To tremendous applause 

She took of her drawers 

Photos 

And with a lick of her lips 

She undid all her clips, 

Threw it all in the air 

And everyone stared 

And as the last piece of clothing 

Fell to the floor, 

The police were banging on the door 

On a Saturday night, 

In 1924 

Take it away boys... 

Well, Patricia was arrested 

And everyone detested, 

The terrible manner in which 

she was exposed 

Later on in court 

where everybody thought 

A summer's run in jail 

would be proposed. 

But the judge said, "Patricia, 

Or may I say Delicia, 

The facts of this case lie before me (knock, knock, knock) 

Case dismissed... This girl was in her working clothes... 

And with a swing of her hips, 

She started to strip 

To tremendous applause 

She took off her drawers 

And with a lick of her lips 

She undid all her clips, 

Threw it all in the air 

And everyone stared 

And as the last piece of clothing 

Fell to the floor, 

The police were yelling out for more (more) 

On a Saturday night 

In 1924