Billy Blunder Lyrics - Children

One rainy morning 

Without any warning 

A large umbrella crossed the street 

Big, black and shiny 

Covering someone tiny 

And all that we could see were two small feet 

In and out the traffic 

Dodging here and there 

That umbrella went with a Don't-Care air 

I said in wonder 

Who is that down under 

Hugging that umbrella like a teddy bear 

Horns started blaring 

Everyone was staring 

At that strange object in the street 

Big black and shiny 

Covering someone tiny 

And all that we could see were two small feet 

Then a young policeman 

Called out from his beat 

"That umbrella there has a boy down deep" 

He swooped down under 

Pulled out Billy Blunder 

Just a tiny truant from his morning's sleep