A Bit Of Nonsense Lyrics - Children

A canner exceedingly canny, 

One morning remarked to his granny: 

A canner can can anything that he can, 

But a canner can't can a can, can he? 

There was a young man so benighted, 

He didn't know when he was slighted, 

But went to the party and ate just as hearty 

As tho' he'd been duly invited.