Jehovah's Most Secret Witness Lyrics - Childish Gambino

[Intro- Abed/Danny Pudi] 

What if you were a Jehovah's witness 

That was merely pretending to be into Christmas 

Gathering clues and blending in 

To take down the holidays from within 

[Troy Barnes] 

You mean like a spy investigating? 

Making it seem like I'm celebrating? 

When actually I'm infiltrating 

Santa's operation? 

[Abed/Danny Pudi] 

Yoip! 

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[Verse 1: Troy Barnes] 

Going deep covert, past enemy lines 

Making everybody think I'm on the Christmas side 

Rocking warm sweaters, hanging big ass lights 

If the fat man can see me, yo it's gotta look bright 

I'd watch all the T.V. specials that I never could 

I'll even cry during the sad ones, like James Bond would 

And when the big night comes it's time to set the bait 

Cold milk, Hot cookies, decorative plate! 

And he'll come down the chimney it'll just be him and me 

But he won't know we're enemies cause I play sincere 

Bring a trap like that, hug him tight get on his lap and tell him 

He can come back every year 

Cause I am Jehovah's most secret witness 

So I might have to dedicate my life to Christmas 

And act just like I love it 'till the day I die 

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[Abed/danny pudi] 

A-B-E-D 

Connoisseur of Christmas 

On the spectrum, none of your business 

Thoughts too fast to comprehend 

Just wanna do right, by my friends 

If years were seasons, this December 

Would be the December of our December 

More blueprints than Howard Hughes 

But if there are blue prints, how do we choose? 

We have to be happy to get to the end 

We have to save Christmas to save our friends 

[Both] 

We have to save Christmas to save our friends 

We have to save Christmas to save our friends 

[Annie/ Alison Brie] 

Hey guys 

Rapping?