Iii. Life: The Biggest Troll (andrew Auernheimer) Lyrics - Childish Gambino

Man made the web, you don't need a name 

Man made of faults, I ain't too ashamed 

Every thought I had, put it in a box 

Everybody see it just before the cops 

Trolling, trolling, trolling these niggas 

Rick Rolling these niggas, they mad cause they don't know any better 

"Hold up, it's the kid, quick, tell him he can't sit with us" 

Fuck it, got money, bought friends like I'm TBS 

VVS, I can see it all with the clarity 

Real-D, hope they dig a nigga before they fairy me 

Even though, we were told to go where they wouldn't go 

Hella slow, that's that dial up, watch it pile up 

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Andrew Auernheimer 

Pulling on her weave 

It's that Andrew Auernheimer 

Andrew Auernheimer 

Pulling on her weave 

It's that Andrew Auernheimer 

Andrew Auernheimer 

Pulling on her weave 

It's that Andrew Auernheimer 

Andrew Auernheimer 

Pulling on her weave 

It's that Andrew Auernheimer 

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We are the dreams of our parents lost in the future 

Who hide the deepest desires and wear a mask like a lucha 

Door open, we were smoking in the hotel 

The vapors went through the hallway, the manager pissed as hell 

I mean where's the line between Donnie G and Gambino? 

He hang with girls like Lena, but needed some time to re up 

Tequila in the cantina, 30 dollars I swallowed 

The sauce was so malo then she said "you need to grow up 

You been doing this for too long 

That camp was a million years ago, sing me a different song" 

Whether you're trolling or controlling, just a reminder 

You think you get it, you don't, it's the Andrew Auernheimer 

I'm gone - now I'm back 

Give a fuck or give 'em hell, just not a chance to react 

Tyler Durden this burden, hurtin', they said there was curtains 

Certain demise, look in his eyes, the pain and the inverting 

I could've stayed where I was and have a life you'd be proud of 

But I'd rather chase things never thought of 

It was all love, saying ''go hard'' 

Making dope, it's a trap, Ackbar backfired 

Panic dreams, so it seems we're meant to die 

I had to figure it out, it's the best, no, that's a lie 

Had to get some stuff off my chest, I vaporized 

High on my own, it took time to realize 

Because the internet mistakes it forever 

But if we fuck up on this journey at least we're together 

Man, I wish I could go back and tell that kid it's make-believe 

Make 'em believe in themselves, people who needed my help 

Feelings I felt, keeling myself 

No one's ever been this lost 

I just get the information retweeted or say it sucks 

I just got the motivation, your talent's just a bunch of luck 

Hard work and dedication, but lately it's run amok 

Waking up in these places I don't remember 

Texts from people I never met, doors left open 

(Who are you? Don't do it. Who are you?) 

I don't know who I am anymore 

Still on the beat though 

Still in the game, but he moves with a cheat code 

Slowest connection ever, my life inside a computer 

Them bands that'll make 'em dance, my wallet's Lollapalooza 

The violence, first-person shooter 

First person to move, first person to speak 

My meals on me, they scream in the streets 

Losing my frame of reference, these pieces are shit with breakfast 

Funny the day you born that's really your death sentence 

I met this girl at a dinner, we conversating 

She beautiful in the face, but her voice is truly amazing 

And plus she write her own shit, becoming so close knit 

Smoke up and talking to eat, she helping me focus 

No Anna Nicole Smith, she getting hers 

Niggas taking props like a musical live and learn 

She say she feel alone all the time, I'm similar 

I meet her in my dreams on the moon, I visit her 

Every night I text her ''I wanna solve the world, I think I need your help'' 

She text me ''how you gon' trust somebody when you don't trust yourself?'' 

I mean she right though, 45 like a light-bulb 

And I could've died like my iPhone, but I kept going like a psycho 

And I took chance like a dice roll, dropping jewels like it's puberty 

Wrote a note on the glass, ''you see what these labels do to me'' 

Texts said "I'm Wet", I said ''hold up, wait up a minute'' 

H2O plus my D, that's the hood I'm living in 

Never forget this feeling, never gonna reach a million 

Eventually all my followers realize they don't need a meter 

Stay on your own shit, fuck what these clones think 

Just remember that you the shit, but act like it don't stink 

We were childish but had to grow up 

When you spitting real shit eventually you grow up 

Realities like allergies, I'm afraid to go nuts 

Life's the biggest troll but the joke is on us 

Yeah, the joke's you showed up 

You're here now. You have to help me 

You have to help me 

I need you. You have to help me 

You have to help me 

You have to help me 

Please help me 

Please help me 

Please 

Please help me