Bad Day Lyrics - Preview - Chiddy Bang

Darwin Deez, Theodore Grams, yeah 

Everday oughta be a bad day for you 

That's right, uh 

We used to be so strong 

Back then we was right, now we so wrong 

She was Beyonce, I could've got my Hov on 

And when she hang up on me, I tell her hold on 

Quit that shit, I don't use force 

Today is a bad day, we've been divorced 

When I think about stress, I don't really need it 

But this is plagiarism, cause my shorty just cheated 

And shorty conceited 

(She out of her mind, I wish she had Louis and a card in decline) 

She had school with no aid, no H.I.V. 

Hope you don't get in the club with that fake I.D. 

Why would you hurt somebody that you called your man for? 

And I hope you get evicted by your landlord 

But, she be messin' with me 

And I'm hoping she lose my number indefinitely 

So 

Everday oughta be a bad day for you 

Everday oughta be a bad day for you 

I guess you can't remember all the times that I was there 

Your emotions on a roller coaster, no fun fair 

You had me on the phone, but hate me when I come there 

Xaphoon, let's cut it down to a drum snare 

Yeah, yeah, just like that 

I hope I hope you go deaf so you can't hear shit 

Yeah, I hope I hope you go blind 

Cause you look me in the face and you laugh when I cry 

Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty 

(Maybe you should wonder that) 

Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny 

(Oh, I hope you get locked out) 

Cause everday oughta be a bad day for you 

Everday oughta be a bad day for you 

She's way too complex 

When we argue, she takin' shit out of context 

And, I know I could have did more 

But I'm never home, I was always on tour 

I could be anywhere in the world, had one wish 

To be with you until you gave that dude a tongue kiss 

And this is hard for me to say like a tongue twist 

My heart don't beat for you so let the drum hit 

And, you know I just got promoted 

Now I be the boss and I hope you get demoted 

Happiness is a warm gun, live it fully loaded 

And shit got worse when I exploded 

Boom, I wrote it soon, I hope you brought a cab pay 

And I hope you get detention on a half day 

I wish I could use your blouse for an ashtray 

Cause for you, everyday should be a bad day 

Everday oughta be a bad day for you 

Everday oughta be a bad day for you 

Xaphoon you crazy 

But so am I 

Everday oughta be a bad day for you 

Everday oughta be a bad day for you 

Everday oughta be a bad day for you 

Everday oughta be a bad day for you